Monday, 22 April 2013

The Quest for the Clean Latrine!

The quest began on April 18th at about 12:30 pm in the district town of Taji, Ethiopia (about 45 minutes outside of the capital, Addis Ababa).  5 heroes, whose life mission is to bring WASH (Water, sanitation and hygiene) to the world, set off in search of a clean and safe latrine.

Now since they were providing a training at the time to district government officials (Water, Health, Agriculture, Women and Children, Economics, etc.) in the district’s administration office, they thought this adventure would be brief.  Walk out the doors, turn to your right, and the blue building is where you will find…. Some very dirty, terrible smelling, unswept, unwashed, latrines. Our heroes, just could not bring themselves to step foot inside this terrible place (except that is, to take a picture of course).








Hey gentlemen, looking for a fun aiming game?  first try to find the hole and then try not to spill.


Not ones to be defeated they jumped upon their sturdy white steed, the captain (Abate our reliable driver) set off through the town.  The heroes enthusiastically and optimistically stopped at every decent looking formal establishment and asked to view the latrine. Alas!  Throughout these 5 stops, only one hero was brave enough to face a pathogen infested cave long enough to relieve himself.

The heroes all looked at each other and at once understood that this quest was to take them to other lands.  They headed out of the district and off towards the golden fields of the country.  After not too long they spied a traditional latrine on the edge of a farmer’s field.  

A typical country home with typically seen piles of harvested hay or grain
The smoothest talking hero, complimented the farmers on their latrine and told them that the heroes had been on a quest to find a perfect traditional latrine such as theirs.  Upon receiving permission to enter the latrine the heroes trepidatiously journeyed across a land that was scattered with animal skeletons, some with fur still attached. 

They found themselves at a most precarious latrine with a great big turd on the platform.  Thoroughly disappointed they traversed safely back to the patient white steed. 




Onward they went! They finally made the brave decision to go off the beaten track in hopes of hidden treasure.  And finally! Far from the main road and deep into the world of rural Ethiopia scattered with happy children, herds of cows, and grass huts they found a most clean and private latrine.







The heroes rejoiced! used the very fine latrine, Complimented the owner profusely, and then set off back the way they came.

This unfortunately is not a special circumstance.  Here in Ethiopia, only 21% of people are using improved sanitation according to the JMP report from 2012.  So 1 out of every 5 people have the safety and the privacy of a decent latrine. 46% of people defecate in the open (so nearly 1 out of 2 people).  That feces is travelling around the environment on shoes, animals, waterways, hands, etc.

Their water statistic isn’t much better.  Only 46% of people have improved water source (just a quick reminder here that improved does not mean safe, just improved, by the time it is drunk it could very well be contaminated). So that it is 1 out of every 2 people.

So that’s why we are working here.  To help the 41.5 million people in this country that still don’t have safe water, get some.

So I ask you today, to love your toilet.

Love from Ethiopia!